Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.