Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.