And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
Bill CosbyI am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Bill CosbyI don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.
Bill CosbyA father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
Bill Cosby