I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are."

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.