Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.