Education happens to be something that all people, all cultures, need to embrace. Math, science, the words of the world. To be able to speak and be able to have clarity and to be able to think. Those are the greatest of gifts.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.