A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about.