A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.