All Children Have Brain Damage!
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.