My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.