My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.