In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.