In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.