In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

You can't be everything to everyone

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

How long can you tread water?