Every father says the same thing: โWhere's your mother?โ
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"