I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.