The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

I don't have a clue about the way to achievement, however the way to disappointment is attempting to please everyone.