The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!