"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.