And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"