With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.