I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
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Bill CosbyHaving a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill CosbyAnd so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
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