My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.