You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!
You can't climb a tile wall.
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer strapped to the hood. My buddy says to me you think he's been hunting? Nope, They're probably giving them away with the purchase of every jeep. Here's your sign!
The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual.
Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.