The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual.
Remember: Greed is a bad color on a person.
To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until you stop.
I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'
Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.
I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.