Just when I think the human race has been lost to the "what about me" people. I see the best we have to offer helping others.
Bill EngvallI believe that Lady Gaga is like a carnival ride. From a distance she looks fun, but up close, you don't wanna climb on that.
Bill EngvallI believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.
Bill Engvall