You know your getting older when you lay in bed til 10am and think to yourself god I just wasted half the day.
Bill EngvallI was born in Galveston, Texas in 1957 in the middle of a hurricane. I guess because of the drop in the barometric pressure it affected my brain and I was destined to become a stand up comic, although at that age I wasn't aware of my destiny.
Bill Engvall