Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.