Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.