Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.