To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.