To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis; not the young, cool guy, always the bloated fool.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.