To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.