To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

[Comedy] is an escape from illusions. The audience is...thinking, 'This bullshit we see and hear all day makes no sense.'