Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.