Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

You are the imagination of yourself.

I am available for children's parties, by the way.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

I'm not into those kind of rivalries. I remember standing out in front of Stratford, minding my own business. Carload of about eighty kids would pull up: 'STRATFORD SUCKS!' Am I supposed to run after these guys? I'd just stand there, you know. They'd back up. 'STRATFORD SUCKS! ...STRATFORD SUCKS!' I'd say, 'I know. I go there. You're wasting gas, man.