If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

Rock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?