If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

People tell me, 'Bill, let it go. The Kennedy assassination was years ago. It was just the assassination of a President and the hijacking of our government by a totalitarian regime - who cares? Just let it go.' I say, 'All right then. That whole Jesus thing? Let it go! It was 2,000 years ago! Who cares?'

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.