We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?