Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?