Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.