Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world,which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, not one, we could, as one race, explore outer space together in peace forever

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.