Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]

What before seemed a...frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.