We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn't a hazard to this country-How're we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.