Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.