I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.