I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions