Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?