Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

What are you reading for?

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.