I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It's no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.