I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.