If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?