I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?
Bill HicksI'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
Bill HicksIt's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?
Bill HicksI used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York... Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
Bill Hicks