Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.