....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.