....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.