I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.