I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.