I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.
Bill HicksAnd if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.
Bill HicksIs it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.
Bill Hicks