Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.