It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

What are you reading for?

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?