It seems to me that there will be a point in out development or our evolution where you put your guns aside.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] 'good evening everybody, remember me, smoking's bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww. You ever seen somebody do that? I've seen someone do that. Let me tell you something — if you're smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I'd think about quitting. And that's just me, ya know.

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer."