I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.