I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'

I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.