I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

This is the idea that has made me...an anonymous figure in America...If you have children here tonight...they are NOT special.

I'd...bet enthusiasm for 'ethnic cleansing' will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.