I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

Okay, I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready?

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.