I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah... it's just not enough is it?

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.