Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! ... That's the story of Jesus.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.

People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.