Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews.

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?