I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

What are you reading for?

Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.