What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.