The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

The CIA has a plot...they've used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem...is convincing Hussein...to fly to Dallas.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.