The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!