You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.