Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.