Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.