I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um - they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.