If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

It's not that I disagreed with Bush's economic policy... I believed he was a child of Satan here to destroy the planet.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.