If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that's interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy. Sarcasm - come on in. People say Bill, quit talking about Kennedy man. It was a long time ago, just let it go, alright? It's a long time ago, just forget it. I'm like, alright, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.