If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.