If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

Billy Ray Cyrus does not smoke. Michael Bolton doesn't...Paula Abdul doesn't...there does seem to be a pattern.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs...shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a 'well-regulated militia'?

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.