If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.

Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

All governments are lying cocksuckers.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.