If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

It's you people dying from nothing that are screwed. I got all sorts of neat gadgets waiting for me...oxygen tent, iron lung.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.