If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs.

And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm happy to do it.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven't seen the stats on that yet.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.