Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.
Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.