Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
Bill HicksIt has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
Bill HicksRock stars against drugs--that's what we want, isn't it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We're partying now!
Bill HicksI find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
Bill Hicks