I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

I can't believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

I was in Australia....Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den....think of the parties.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.