I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.