And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States...23,000 deaths from handguns. But - there's no connection.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?...No, it's not...That's called logic and it'll help us all evolve.

See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.