You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

So, it's good to be here, wherever I am.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

You're not a human till you're in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!