You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.

I love talking about the Kennedy assassination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.

'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.